So You Want To Be Chic?

Simply follow these easy-to-remember steps:

1. You can be anti-Globalisation by owning a cellphone or a website.
2. Fight for animal rights by wearing Birkenstocks.
3. Hide your anti-Government views behind Environmentalism.
4. Denounce public education while you go to university, with tuition paid by your student loan.
5. Empathize with the homeless when your rent is paid by your parents.
6. Ban genetically-modified foods ... except for Tofu, which you need, because you are a vegan this week.
7. Jump on any bandwagon that seems cool at the time, even if you have absolutely no idea what it's about.

Together we can fight Democracy by endorsing Hypocracy.