Fried Shrimp

My first assignment
was this thing about drawing a house
just with text
I said, "Hey that's really dumb"
and still got a high mark

My next assignment
had something to do with ones and zeroes
I think
so I rented a deep frier
and set it up in the lab

I'm a programmer
and I get all the girls
I bring them take-out dinner
and give them all the world
if they're cute, I'll keep them
and if they're not, I keep them too
beggers can't be choosers

I know this Irishman who talks REALLY funny
and he will take us to this bar
where they serve hamburgers
in brown paper bags
and that don't taste too bad
I'm telling you